Thursday, December 2, 2010

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Vanadzor in Armenia: a new restaurant concept is all the rage


Not happy to be back, not a but two times in the book of records this year and cause of many inventions such as yogurt, ATM , TV color, dried apricots, movies in 3D, the concept of bad faith and perhaps even the Internet, the Armenians he seems to have hit again by inventing a new restaurant concept that I did not know: the "restaurant in your bedroom" .
As its name suggests, the " restaurant in your bedroom " is actually a room in which there is a dining table (normal), but also ... a TV with DVD. In the event of a sudden,'d have wanted to suppress the Eurovision or a football game with your friends or play music and dance a Kochari by drinking vodka cul sec .
The advantage? This side is "back" when you were 16 years old and you eat in your room as if it was your own apartment and had nothing to worry about everything and that shit anyway j'fais c'que I fucking ... except that here, your mother is not there, nor to make you to eat or to ask you to make less noise if you like honey you'll be nice ... Your neighbors are almost the same as you next, you do not disturb.
course, you can also make your own game console if you want to challenge your friends in Mortal Kombat or FIFA 2011 (my references in video games are really outdated, but hey ...). Everything is possible and Vanadzor in Armenia in general!
Another good thing about this type of facility, you can smoke fags big without ever having to ask forgiveness from your fellow diners ... there is a table which is yours, for you and your friends. But that's not all dear reader!



The egg trick too? This strange object with a rounded shape that I first made an ashtray for high tech, but is in fact a bell to call the waitress without having to shout loudly ( thirties of fags smoked each of your Armenian friends during the meal you just have ). Ideal when you want to recommend a bottle or when you need lavash bread.
But Then, what may well be the fault of this wonderful place that is the "restaurant in your bedroom" ?!
Good ... let's be objective, like any good professional journalist. In fact, there are very few (I mean ...). defects But to prove my sincerity and my editorial independence, I still mention a few.
One shortcoming of this type of restaurant, then, unfortunately decoration ... According to some trivial detail, an element of paramount importance for the others ... For my part, I could not help but think back to those tables that are found exclusively kebabs in the street disreputable Lyon. But if, you know, these paintings represent a beautiful backlit meadow Turkish cows with unlikely colors (even the Milka cow next to it seems normal) and a shepherd badly cut on Photoshop glued to an unlikely place without any respect for the most Basic perspectives ... It is up to you now ... ?
Fortunately, Armenians and taste better on this example, we can say they have been sober.
Another problem is the TV remote ... Say you're a dozen friends to get together in such a restaurant, friends of the over-sized ego and the spirit of individualism I mean ... Will arise at some point or another, the supreme question: who is who takes control of the zapper? To avoid problems, some advice: make sure you choose the friends you invite to dinner. Or simply unplug the device while pretending the fault too bad I too want to watch TV, p'tain. Choice.
Third problem: claustrophobia. Even if only six or seven people maximum can go to your room, know that it is possible that the air starts to become scarce when the coffee.
But to end on a positive note if you wish. A final advantage of the restaurant in your bedroom is the lounge area. A real must when you're tired of dancing and vodka playing tricks with you or you want to take your distance with that just put you 7-0 to ISS Pro.
To finish once and for all on the subject, here a small video tour at the time of the Armenian movida to give you a glimpse of what could be a late lunch in Vanadzor ... time when the city was the capital of Armenia punk rock.

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